Texas State Optical

Monday, September 12, 2011

It’s hard to admit it, but I’m definitely starting to feel my age. The first thing to fade was my hearing – or maybe I’ve just been spending too much time at the Mule Pub, rocking out to Poo Live Crew and other loud bands. I’m not about to get a hearing aid (I have an image to maintain). The second thing to fade was my eyesight. I am blind as cinder block (they have notoriously bad vision – one of the thousand ways in which bricks are better).
I visited the kind folks at Texas State Optical on the Boulevard. Dr. Matthew Barber checked out my eyes (I hate the test that blows air into your eye), and his knowledgeable staff hooked me up with the perfect pair of glasses. I look so distinguished now, and I can do that thing where I whip my glasses off dramatically.
         As it turns out, chicks dig me in glasses. They even say I look younger. The best part is, now I can see inside dark bars. I no longer have to waste my time on 6’s. It’s 10’s only for me now! Thanks, Texas State Optical.   
The TSO team hooked me up with a stylish pair of specs!

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Legacy Salon And Day Spa (Rachael Maxey)

Friday, September 2, 2011

Sometimes being a bon vivant takes a toll on my body. Sure I’ve been looking after myself a little better these days, but I still have to deal with the stress of being the life of the party, keeping track of my ever-busier dating schedule, and figuring out where to steer my non-stop Camp Bowie party boat next. It’s a nice problem to have, but it still makes my brick-hard body very knotty.
         I needed a massage in the worst way. I waddled down to Legacy Salon and Day Spa, and met up with Rachael Maxey, an award-winning massage therapist. I thought she might be the only person qualified to get knotty with a brick.  And I was right!
         We bricks are usually a massage therapist’s nightmare, but she was professional, pleasant, and melted my stress away. By the time she was done, I felt more like a noodle than a brick.
         Legacy offers loads of other services: hair, waxing, skincare, nails, and more. Their professional, friendly staff will leave you feeling refreshed, and beautiful. Go down there and see for yourself! And if life is just getting too much to handle, go down and ask for Rachael – the only brick-tested masseuse in Fort Worth!  
Rachael Maxey melted my stress away!

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